Match Report AA.5 (28-04-2013)
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Match Report |
It was a dark and stormy day that the AA5’s smashed it out of the park! I guess we had to know something good was going to come of the day when Denty turned up with some broken capillary action on either side of his freshly shaven neck. The Dyson story didn’t cut cut it Denty!
Just like Denty’s night, the game was over after 13 seconds … when Tingles ran onto a beautiful ball and found the back of the net! Now at this point the order of scoring becomes a little hazy. There were after all … 17 kick offs! Needless to say that a number of players are off the nudy run list as a result of today’s game: ▪ BK aka the Doctor
▪ Niall aka the Preacher (Niall > pronounced Neal > kneel > preying > Preacher!) ▪ Crank x 2! ▪ Tingles x 3!!! ▪ Justin (but he was already off the list) aka Budgie (it came from budgie smuggler … because I had nothing else!)
▪ And, an own goal (a strategically placed cross bamboozled the defender!)
A few other notes and thank yous from the day: ▪ thank you to the spectators and supporters!
▪ the team thought that they may have seen a chink in the GB arsenal today … when he was brought down in a vicious skirmish: alas GB revealed that he brought himself down! There’s no kryptonite for OUR Golf Bag! ▪ A little known record was broken today: Slider accumulated 117 ankle/shin attacks on opposition players, over several games, without a card (data provided by the Taxman). The yellow card today means that he’ll be starting a new record challenge next week! ▪ A massive save in the second half by Luke (aka Slug: mean machine > tank destroyer > Slugger (too cool of a killer name to leave you with Luke!) > Slug Early intro to the GEEOSSP6 (or G6) aka The Greatest Ever End of Season Soccer Party version 6. The end of season has seen the AA5’s party into the wee hours with some good food, good company, a nudy run or 3 (for those that don’t score through the season: no pressure) and is generally inspired by a theme. So that you guys can get your thinking caps on (and save the 10 disco mirror balls you were about to throw out) … this year’s theme is BESPOKE (which in my words means custom made). This year you guys will be designing (possibly ruining) a very cheap (Vinnies) and preferably out-there suit jacket for someone else. Names will be drawn out of a hat! Some ideas that have been thrown around already!:
▪ Slash – take a pair of scissors to the jacket! Grab some old sheepskin to represent his love of the ugg boot
▪ Disco – attach 99 mirror disco balls
▪ Balls – I’ll leave that one 🙂
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Goal Scorers |
Tingle (3), Crank (2), BK, Disco, Budgie, Preacher, Own (bamboozling cross!) |
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